Girl Talk Thursday: Sex Shenanigans

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This week's topic - Sex Shenanigans

There was an incident with my ex-husband...

We were drinking (why is it funny sex stories always involve alcohol?)...wait, let me rephrase that...we were TRASHED and decided to fool around.

This is where it gets bad...
He didn't feel well and tried to climb over me to haul ass to the bathroom.

He didn't make it. He was too drunk...

He puked all over me and our bed.

I ran to the shower screeching, cursing and crying...he followed me...so he could puke some more.

I didn't think it was funny at the time. And even now it's still not THAT funny.