The Non-Blonde's Uber Blonde Moment
I did the most stupid thing and it still makes me laugh so much that I fear I may piss myself every time I think about it.
I went out to lunch with my best friend, Megan, on Friday afternoon. I picked her up, drove to her credit union then we headed to Olive Garden.
I'm driving down the road and decide I better call my husband (don't lecture me on driving and talking, I know...bad) to let him know about my plans for the evening.
I'm driving...one hand on the wheel the other feeling around for my phone that I could have sworn was sitting in the console.
I glance at Megan and say "Bitch, where's my phone?"
To which she responds "I don't know".
And almost as fast as she replied we both busted up laughing. Like laughing so hard that I probably should have pulled over. Laughing so hard we were crying.
I was holding my phone between my ear and my shoulder...
I was ON THE DAMN PHONE (it was ringing) when I said "Bitch, where's my phone?"
I don't know what is more funny...
Me not realizing I'm ON THE PHONE while I'm looking for it.
Or her looking right at me and saying "I don't know".
Just so you all know..."Bitch" is a term of endearment between Megan and I. LOL
9 comments:
lol! I love those moments between friends :)
This reminds me of the time I was sitting in traffic, and I had called my husband to check on dinner plans. So there I was, saying "Hi, honey, what do you want.... YOU STUPID A******! IT'S NOT A LANE! YOU CAN'T GO THERE! Oh, sorry, honey, I was saying YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE H*** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
My husband was perplexed as to what he'd done wrong.
Usually I'm a non-rage driver, AND I almost never talk on the cell while I drive. But this intersection is my biggest traffic pet peeve because impatient drivers create a dangerous situation. So now I make it a special point not to call anyone when I'm anywhere near that intersection!
ROFLMAO! You don't know how many times I do the same thing with my glasses.
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LOL, I'm glad I'm not the only one to do this. I was out to dinner with friends and had thrown my car keys into the bag with the box of leftovers when we went to the restroom on the way out. We get outside and I realize I don't have the bag and I have to find it cause of the keys. I look where I'd set it down, ask the servers, etc. then go outside thinking maybe one of my friends had it. I asked them if they'd seen it and one says, "Yep, right there on your arm"...it was hanging from my wrist under the sweater I'd draped over my arm. Good Heavens!
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Ohhhhh, how I LOVE you and your HONESTY!!! I have done the same thing 100s of times!!!
This story sounds too much like something I would have done. I don't know how many times I have looked for my sunglasses, tore up my entire house, only to have had them on top of my head the entire time.
BTW, I totally use that term of endearment with my best friend too.
Take care.
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ROTFLMAO!
That is amazing!
Like seriously, amazing O.o
Wow. That gave me a good laugh for the night :D
Don't worry. I'm a natural blonde so I have quite a few blonde moments! Lol
Doesn't help that I have added lymie brain fog and memory loss to the mix either.
Adds up to a very interesting time with me though :D
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