Sunday Stealing 5/31

Sunday Stealing: The Monkey's Meme

1. Name one person who made you smile today: My 2 year old son. Oh, wait...clenching my teeth isn't exactly smiling, is it?

2. What were you doing at 8am this morning? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

3. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Watching the Spongebob Squarepants movie, eating popcorn, drinking Powerade, texting my friend in North Carolina and reading posts on an online forum. That, my friend is (lazy) [wo]man's multi-tasking.

4. What is your favorite candy bar? Peanut Butter Twix, with the chocolate cookie

5. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yep, I have!

6. What was the last thing you had to drink? Don't you listen...or read? Powerade...duh.

7. What was the last thing you ate? Again...don't you read? (popcorn)

8. The last sporting event you watched? Pfftt...yeah right.

9. Do you go to church every Sunday? Pfftt...yeah right. Though I do live right next door to a Mormon church. *dodges the lightning bolt*

10. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? That's not a fair question...that's like making me choose between brownies and cheesecake.

11. What are you doing tomorrow? Watching the Spongebob Squarepants movie, eating popcorn, drinking Powerade, texting my friend in North Carolina and reading posts on an online forum.

12. What do you think of when you hear Australia? I've never heard Austraila before. But when I think of Australia I think of that Crocodile Hunter dood.

13. Biggest annoyance right now? Well, there's this problem with my knee...

14. Last song listened to? Something by REO Speedwagon (I was at the concert last night....and Styx was better)

15. Do you have a maid service clean your house? Ha! I wish!

16. Are you jealous of anyone? I'm a little jealous of all those awesome bloggers who get to "test drive" new kitchen appliances.

17. Is anyone jealous of you? Fuckin hell, I hope so...I'm like totally awesome, yo.

18. What do you usually do during the day? Watch the Spongebob Squarepants movie, eat popcorn, drink Powerade, text my friend in North Carolina and read posts on an online forum.

19. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Plankton from the Spongebob Squarepants movie. He's dumb.

20. Are you thinking about someone right now? Umm...Sponegbob Squarepants?