The My 2 Cents Meme

I stole this from Ms. Modern

STEP ONE:
Spell your name with songs.
(stolen from my mp3 player)

A - American Badass (Kid Rock)
N - Never Enough (Five Finger Death Punch)
N - Nice To Know You (Incubus)
E - Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung
T - Take A Chance On Me - ABBA
T - The Way I Am - Ingrid Michaelson
E - Explosivo - Tenacious D

STEP TWO:

Name: Annette
Birthday: June 21
Nickname: None. None as in I don't have one, silly.
Eye Color: Greenish/Brownish/Hazelish...I just say green
Hair Color: Brown
Zodiac Sign: Gemini/Cancer

STEP THREE:

The shoes you wore today: I have not left the house or gone outside...therefore I have not worn shoes today.
Your weaknesses: brownies, cheesecake...cheesecake brownies
Your fear(s): Tornadoes, belly button lint...ridiculous, but true.
Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, olives
Goal you’d like to achieve: Whirled peas

STEP FOUR:

Your best physical feature: I like my eyes
Your bedtime: After midnight but before 2 am
Most missed memory: Going to visit my Little Grandma

STEP FIVE:
This Or That…

Pepsi or Coke: Coke...Diet Coke

McDonald’s or Burger King: McD's fries, BK burgers
Adidas or Nike: New Balance (this was Ms. Modern's answer...I agree)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yucky!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: I don't drink coffee

STEP SIX:
Do You…

Smoke: Once in a while
Curse: Never (insert major motherfuckin sarcasm)
Sing: Karaoke
Dance: Only when I'm drunk
Take a shower everyday: Yep
Have a crush: Kid Rock
Do you think you’ve been in love? I know I have
Want to go to college: Nah, I'm too old
Like(d) high school: Hated every freakin' minute of it
Want to get married: I'm on marriage #2...I'm not doing it again.
Get motion sickness: Yep but not as bad as when I was younger.
Think you’re attractive: I'm all right.
Think you’re a health freak: Um...big fat no.
Get along with your parents: Yep. My parents are awesome.

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month…

Gone to the mall: NO!
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Um...no. I don't think I've EVER done that.
Eaten sushi: Yes
Been on stage: In the last month...no.
Gone skating: No way...I'd have busted ankles and a busted face.
Made homemade cookies: Nope
Gone skinny-dipping: I've never done this, let alone within the last month.
Stolen anything: *hums the tune to "Been Caught Stealin" by Jane's Addiction* (long time ago)

STEP EIGHT:
Ever…

Played a game that required removal of clothing: Nope
If so, was it mixed company: N/A
Flashed anyone: Yes
Been beaten up: In high school I got into a fight, I wasn't beaten up...but I didn't win by any means LOL
Shoplifted: *hums the tune to "Been Caught Stealin" by Jane's Addiction*

STEP NINE:

Age you hope to be married: I got married (#2) when I was 27
Number of children: I have 3 and that is just fine.
Describe your dream wedding: In my backyard with close friends and family then a huge party with kegs and homemade food in my garage...oh wait...I did do that. It was awesome!
What country would you most like to visit? Italy, Germany, Ireland, France, Greece

STEP TEN:
In the opposite sex…

Best eye color: Doesn’t matter
Best hair color: doesn’t matter
Short hair or long hair: No preference unless you're doing the long/short combo (mullet!). Then you must choose one way or the other.
Height: As long as you're taller than me (5'10") we're good.

STEP ELEVEN:

Number of people I could trust with my life: One
Number of CDs that I own: 100? Maybe 150?
Number of tattoos: 8...or 10
Number of piercings: besides my ears....one (nose)

Personal Quiz

Who were you with yesterday? people at work, my family
What woke you up this morning? Ethan
Where are you? On my couch
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? I hope so...I don't anticipate it being anything but.
Do you like anybody? "Anybody" is too vague...How about I'm willing to give anybody a chance?

THE PAST

Ever thrown up in public? is the side of the road considered public?
Passed out because of alcohol? Not like blacked out passed out...but when to sleep passed out, yes.
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW? This is the meme that never ends....it just goes on and on and on....

THE FUTURE

What kind of home would you like? I like my house and where it's located...I do wish it wasn't a multilevel
What do you want to be when you grow up? old and happy
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't even know what I'm having for dinner...

IN GENERAL

Do you like candy necklaces? Um...I don't hate them
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? I always misjudge and hit the corners of tables/countertops....door jambs. I have unexplained bruises all the time. I'm a klutz.
Do you listen to music every day? Yep
Do you still go trick or treating? I take my kids
What was the last thing you ate? pizza
Are you a fast typer? Pretty fast
What’s your favorite type of soda? Diet Coke
Have you ever moved? Between 1996 and 2004 I moved 12 times. And I've moved once since 2006. I'm staying put for a while....a long while.
Have you ever won an award? In school maybe
Are you listening to music right now? Nope
How long ’till your birthday? My birthday was 6 days ago...so I have a while till the next one.
When were you the saddest in your whole life? I've always been pretty happy.
What time is it? 12:25 pm MST
Do you use eBay to buy or sell? Both
Who makes you mad? Oh my...we'd be here all day.
Have you ever heard a song written about you? I've heard a song with my name in it, but it wasn't written about me.
Something you want to happen in 2009? Can we skip Christmas? Think my kids will notice?
Summer 2009? Um...I just wanna chill.
Honestly, do you miss 2008? I don't miss it...it wasn't a bad year, wasn't a super awesome one...just nothing spectacular.

HONESTY SECTION

Honestly, what color is your underwear? blue...or pink...or green (like you really care)
Honestly, what’s on your mind? my nose piercing is infected
Honestly, what are you doing right now? Trying to finish this stupid ass long meme (yep!)
Honestly, have you done something bad today? I yelled at my dog...
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? my sister in law
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? No
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Ethan does this screeching thing...and this meme is actually pretty irritating now.
Honestly, do you bite your nails? Honestly, I don't
Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? Nope
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Not anyone I can thi....Kid Rock!
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? Nah, no secrets
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? Why would I be friends with someone I don't like?
Honestly, are you in denial? Nope
Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? Nope
Honestly, do you like anyone? Anyone? Too vague....moving on
Honestly, does anyone like you? Not important right now

ANGER SECTION

What do you do when you’re mad? I yell.
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? Yell
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? Yep
Do you swear when you’re mad? NOFUCKINGWAY!

CRYING SECTION

When was the last time you actually cried? Yesterday? Or was it the day before?
Ever cried yourself to sleep? Not that I can recall
Do certain songs make you cry? Yes
What usually makes you cry? Frustration

HAPPY SECTION

Are you usually a happy person? Yep
What makes you the happiest? My kids, my hubby, my cat
Do you believe in yourself? Yeah, I think so....LOL
When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? Hello? Awkward. Go away now. Kthxbye.