Bitch & Moan 9/18
I suck.
I don't post anything since Monday then I come in to do some bitching and moaning.
Grab the button and link up your bitch and moan blog post.
What pissed me off this week?
Kanye West
Um...could you be a bigger douchebag? Seriously?
(if you don't know what this is about you need to come out of the cave that you live in)
TMJ
I haz it. I bitched about it last week and I'm bitching about it this week, too. That is why I've bee MIA. My head/face/neck/shoulders hurt and I've just not felt like blogging.
Farkle (on Facebook)
Why did I ever start playing this game? Not only is it addictive, but it pisses me the fuck off. And it drives me bat shit crazy that my BFF, Megan, has like this uber awesome score and I have a wimpy, lame score. I cursed her computer with a virus so she can't play anymore.
Dogs
I'm just not a fan. I have a dog of my own and I'm dog sitting for my ex-husband because I'm nice like that yo. His dog wants to eat my cat which in turn makes my own dog turn on the cat. The cat hisses like he's a badass mofo but I know those two mutts would eat him alive and then go laugh about it as they're shitting on my patio.
Potty Training
It's just not the cool happenin' thing at my house. Ethan is perfectly content in a "bebe dyder" (baby diaper).
My Husband
He just called to tell me that he was on his way home. And that he was eating turkey nuts. He texted this to me earlier and I assumed it was something specialty nut or something...as he was at the bar, having a few beers. I was thinking something like peanuts on the counter...with a funny name...like turkey nuts.
No. He was eating turkey NUTS. BALLS. TESTICLES.
If he comes home and tries to kiss me after having nuts in his mouth I'm gonna kick him in his nuts.
So, what pissed you off this week?
9 comments:
Annette - My darling sister! (Don't I wish!) You are just too funny for your own good! I am still chuckling about the turkey nuts. Why the hell would he want nuts in his mouth? That just sounds a little 'nutty' to me!
Tami
Hey Annette!
I have something waiting for you on my blog :)
http://livelovelaughwithleslie.blogspot.com/2009/09/your-blog-is-so-swank-award.html
I did not realize TMJ could make your shoulders hurt. I have it and I know about the head aches,teeth pain, and jaw pain, but lately my shoulders have hurt horribly and i didn't make the connection. Thanks for sharing.
LOL - You haven't posted since Monday, but it was worth the wait. Where did your husband get turkey nuts? Were they backed, fried, or ground up and processed into ballogna?
I feel for you with the TMJ! I have had it for 15 years, and have yet to find a doc to fix it and/or help me with it! I've had my mouth stuck shut before (which my hubby says can sometimes be a good thing ;)
You make me laugh too hard... I am in tears... Kanye West is an asshole - pure and simple!!!
Turkey nuts???? WHY???? I wouldn't let him kiss me either!!
How can you not like dogs? That's just unamerican!
My post is up... it was up before yours... :-)
what pissed me off this week? 2 of my books on bookmooch came up and someone eles got them before me, when i put them on my list i was the only one on there for that book WTF !! i'm done with them i have paid to send 9 books out and have only gotten 1 I should've just bought mine with the money i paid on shipping. I got to use the new word on my husband this weekend LoL!! F$@ktard
photoquest
1. Kayne West is a douche! This quote from Katy Perry pretty much sums it up: 'Eff you Kanye. It's like you stepped on a kitten.'
2. Facebook does have the most addicting games, I swear to god! I'm on like 2 different farming games and I can't STOP!
3. TURKEY BALLS! LMFAOMFGARS!? Hahahahahaha.
.......turkey nuts?
REALLY?
I want a picture..
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