Bitch & Moan 9/25...on 9/26
Once again, I'm late. Fashionably late, of course. Busy days, sickness and stress have kept me away from the blog as much. I know, excuses, excuses.
So for my loyal (all 2 of them) bitch and moaners...it's that time of week again. Anyone and everyone is welcome to join in the bitchfest. This one is gonna be a doozy.
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What pissed me off this week?
My car:
There is a light on the dashboard that shows when one of the tires is low on air. I've taken the car in to have the tires checked...no leaks. We check the air in the tires all the damn time. That light won't go off. It's not a big deal really, but it IRRITATES THE PISS OUT OF ME. I mean, how would I know if I really had a flat (or going flat) tire cuz that fucking light is always on?!
Mobsters 2 and Mafia Wars on Facebook:
I cannot stand when I run out of energy or stamina or health. I want to keep playing and doing missions and fighting others. Damn it!
Football and NASCAR and my husband (oh my!):
It's always on. At least it seems that way. And I REALLY hate it. My husband will watch any team, any game, any time. If he just had a favorite team and watched once in a while I could deal with it, but it's just not that way. And when it's not football it's NASCAR. WHAT IS SO FUCKING EXCITING ABOUT CARS DRIVING AROUND IN CIRCLES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER...ok, you get the idea.
Spiders:
They're making their way indoors this time of year. And even though some of them are smaller than a pencil eraser I will totally exaggerate their size (as big as my hand, as big as my head)...and all spiders are hairy. I don't care if they're really not hairy. Maybe they're just not VISIBLY hairy. Oh...and Ethan calls spiders "butters". So he's in the backyard yelling "Dad-deeee! Butters!"
For the record...butter, like the kind you put on bread, is "butter" and peanut butter is also called "butter". So we never know what the hell he is talking about.
Seasonal Allergies:
Yes, I am going to bitch about allergies. Allergies that I have medication for but I'm just not a pill taking kind of person. So yes, it's partly my own fault for suffering from allergies. I hate this time of year.
Toddlers that scream like banshees while in public...oh wait, that's my kid:
Ethan, Ethan, Ethan. Dear boy, you will surely be the death of me. Though I must admit it was funny when you bolted down the aisle screaming "BEER!" because you recognized an advertisement banner hanging from the ceiling at the store.
My cell phone:
It has a mind of it's own lately. It just powers down for no reason. I still love the phone, but it's very quickly moving to "like" status.
I need to stop. I'm not even bitching and moaning anymore. I'm just playing the part of "whiny little bitch" really well. Gawd, I'm annoying.
Any other whiny little bitches out there this week?
5 comments:
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You ready for this.....I forgot Friday passed....LOL! Great one!
I'll write mine and have it linked in a few. I have so been waiting to bitch!! As for the toddler screaming beer, mine do the same damn thing. Ever since they knew what beer was they always ask (loudly of course) "Mommy do we need beer?". SOOOOO embarassing!!
My bitch and moan is also very credible this week and Hail to You on the car racesing thing!!! I have said the same thing what is the point?? Round and Round it goes oh the highlight if there's a wreck and then every one is like OMG well....isn't that what everyone was hoping for but yet they are in disbelief i can't believe they watch this for any other reason it can't be just to watch them go round and round!!! what a waist of air time. My husband and myself go to the beach for once alone we decied to go to a mexican resteraunt and down 2 long island ice tea's which i'm not use to drinking so needless to say stick a fork in me I'm Done!! I get a call from my 12 year old (and my oldest is almost 17)around 1:00 in the morning and we are 2 hours away and she has told me she saw a conk roach in our kitchen well then it turned into all her babies were follwing it and then it went to we have a infestation issue and i'm thinking i live there and have never seen this!!! I told them we were going to call Grandmother and papa to come and get them so they could stay at their house and all of a sudden she wasn't sure if it was a conk roach of just a friendly little bug that didn't hurt people and the little ones were probably not bugs at all.
I hate idiot lights in cars that won't go off!
I REALLY hate spiders.. and YES, they all have hair and are as big as your head! We have these nasty love bugs this time of year!!
I can't complain about football, but I do NOT get NASCAR... around, around, around.. don't they get dizzy?
Great post.. mine is linked!!
BTW... I LOVE the running down the aisle shouting "BEER!" Too cool!
That's like my kids reminding me to take or asking me if I want them to get my "drugs"... when they really mean "medication", properly prescribed by a physician!!
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