Bitch & Moan 12/11

It's time for some bitching and moaning. Grab the bitch and moan button and link up your posts so I can come visit!

So what to bitch about this week...hmmm...let's see

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas:

And I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I can't believe how un-holiday oriented I am this year. Yes, un-holiday oriented is a new term that I've made up and will continue to use in this blog post. Deal with it. I didn't want to set up my tree, but I did. I can't wait to take it down. I'm such a Scrooge this year. And I hate it...but I can't help it.

It's fucking cold:

What's that saying? Colder than a witch's tit or colder than a witch's nipple or something like that? But yeah, it's cold. I hate that too. My feet are always cold. With socks and shoes on, my feet are cold. Our downstairs family room, where we spend a majority of our time is fucking frigid! We're buying a space heater for the room tomorrow. I'm tempted to go now...but it's cold too outside. LOL

It's not in my job description...

To make old ladies cry. But that's what I did one day this week. It was not intentional. Not my fault. And I felt HORRIBLE. I don't want to go into the specifics of my job but basically I had to tell some poor old lady that she couldn't cash her social security check and that she'd have to take it elsewhere. Lucky for me, I wasn't dealing with her in person or I'd have been crying along with her. I had to tell her over the phone. I'm getting paid to be an asshole. One week out of the month I'll probably enjoy something like that, but the other 21 days it makes me feel like....well, an asshole.

Me Too People:

You know the ones. You tell them a story and they chime in with a similar story (oh! me too...but) but with an ridiculous, outrageous...bigger/better outcome than your story. Shut up already...damn attention whores anyway.

Example:

Me - So I told my husband he needed to do a load of laundry while I was out.

Me Too Person - I did that once!  And my husband refused, then he ran away and joined the circus to be a circus clown, but not before he filled the bathtub with balloon animals...I haven't seen him since! 

(yes, totally exaggerated (and lame) example...)

Compulsive Liars:

This kind of goes along with the Me Too People. I won't/can't go into specifics...but how is it possible that your life is so chaotic? How is that you've experienced EVERYTHING, several times over with different (ridiculous) results each time. And you can't even keep your lies straight. You lie about lying. You suck and I hate you. Go play in traffic.

Snow:

Just go away.  I don't care if Utah has the "Greatest Snow On Earth".  I don't care if winter sports are just so bad ass (not).  I don't care about snowball fights and snowmen and snow angels.  That shit is cold.  If it never snowed again it would still be too soon. 

So what pissed you off this week?